ELOISE: As a child I envied Eloise; as an adult, I hope to God I never have to babysit her. Kay Thompson's famed rapscallion lives on the top floor of the Plaza Hotel, where she terrorizes hotel staff, guests and her nanny, and OWNS A PET TURTLE named Skipperdee. She also has a pug. Eloise lives the best life, lest we forget it. Never buy a hairbrush, Eloise, and never grow up.